...and I was in a hurry to finish school!

Due to Friday's ice storm, Worcester has no school for the rest of the week!

Can you imagine if you were in elementary school -- no school this week, and no school for December vacation next week and the following week? 

That's a whole lot of cartoons you could watch and games you could play!!! (Saved by the Bell reruns! Read: Huge crush on Zack Morris and his cellphone. So cool for 1992.) 

I'm a bit jealous!   I haven't had that much time on my hands since my bout with unemployment.  (...but that got me a chopped-up thumb, and is a story for another day.)

One morning without power was enough...

...but, apparently there are still 12,000  people without power in Worcester (yea, that's twelve THOUSAND, not a typo).

I "Rip van Winkle'd" it, and slept through this "ice storm" we had Thursday night and woke up Friday morning to the precious sound of my boss' voice, "RISE AND SHINE SWEETHEART! WE DONT HAVE POWER SO WE'RE GOING TO PLAY IT BY EAR...MAYBE YOU CAN WORK AT NOON. MAYBE NOT UNTIL THREE.  I JUST DON'T KNOW, LIZZY, EVERYTHINGS A MESS. I'LL KEEP YOU POSTED."  (yea, he really talks in all caps.)

(Whhhaat? No "power?" Thank God I straightened my hair the night before. First things first, right?)

Happy to get an extra hour to sleep, since I wasn't quite prepared to "Little House on the Prairie" it and begin studying by candlelight, I didn't realize how bad our precious city was until I went to Starbucks:  that little side street that connects Flagg and Pleasant was completely blocked off by an enormous tree...so much for my shortcut!  I had to navigate and weave in and out of fallen branches all along the West Side, careful to avoid fallen down power-lines.  (Must.Get.Espresso.)

For our out-of-city readers, here's a picture of the aftermath, courtesy of the Boston Globe:

Read the accompanying article, too, from December 13, "Ice Storm Paralyzes Parts of New England." 

The city is still being cleaned up and I was back to work bronzing Worcester's finest today.  Schools are closed again tomorrow:  Four day weekend for the kiddies (and Momma P)!

BYO Round-Up

Amidst the floudering economy, one of Worcester's most enduring qualities was reinforced for me this weekend: the BYOB restaurant. From some light online reesarch, it seems like it might be a bit difficult (and expsensive) to actually hold a full liquor license in the city. Therefore, many restaurants don't even bat an eye when you bring your own bottle of wine, a few beers, or in one case I heard of, the better part of a keg into a restaurant. Here are some of our favorites (some you may know of, some you should probably suprise a date with a 6-pack and check out!)

Tortilla Sams, Highland Ave - Our first experience with BYOB during our undergrad tenure. The mexican food is great, the service isn't so hot, and it's just a short walk to once you recover from the inflated prices of Highland Liquors. At least the staff has turned over enough there so that they didn't recognize me on Friday night.

West Side Steak & BBQ, Richmond Ave - Nothing says summer like friends, BBQ and Leinies & loitering at Tronic Square. See previous post for further descpription.

Corner Grille, Across the Street - I would stick with Yellow Tail or better, or else you'll just feel out of place at the trendiest pie company in town. Cabernet + Buffalo Chicken or Mad Russian is about the easiest way to this girl's heart!

Le Mirage, June Street - Even though I lived well within the stumble range for this small french restaurant for a year, this is still a must hit for me at some point sometime soon. From the looks of this place, I would also avoid Bud Light. Probably no boxed wine either.

Mac's Diner, Shrewsbury Street- I will assume the body of the restaurant did start out as a typical Worcester diner, however the rest of the facility is some sort of drunken architect's mishmash. Or maybe several architects. However, the food is great and definitely share-ablely portioned.

Lucky's, Grove Street - I've only ever been here for breakfast, and finding out it was BYOB opened up the possibility of Mimosas (or Screwdrivers if you're so inclined) on a Sunday morning. If you'd rather wait until noon, they do lunch (cute sandwiches!) 7 days a week, and dinner Fri & Sat.

Zia, Shrewsbury Street - Another one I haven't tried, but will definitely have to. I hear it's a mostly italian menu, with a few American items thrown in. LP? What are you doing this weekend?

Question of the Day

Question:  Is it a prerequisite to be a twenty-something guido to work at the Verizon kiosk in the mall?

I went to the Auburn Mall today and stopped in my hurried tracks when I saw it:  three guidos working the Verizon kiosk.  It's been a while (maybe a year?) since I've been to the Auburn Mall, I mean, why go there when in just a short ride there's the Mecca that is the Natick Mall Collection.  There, at the Collection, ok:  the North Shore Fist Pumpers can commute in to hustle at the kiosk, but in Auburn, really? 

You can't tell me you haven't noticed all the guys in their borrowed-from-Sonic-the-Hedgehog style blowouts and chinstraps working the Verizon kiosks at the mall, whistling at you as you walk by, "Honey! What cell phone do you have?" (Umm.. a razr and it sucks, thankyouverymuch. Please tell me you did not just come from shooting 100cc's of testosterone in your buddy's ass.)

 

But this observation brings me to my other questions:  Why aren't guidos employed for T-Mobile, AT&T, or Sprint? Do they guido discriminate? Does their orange skin clash with the AT&T logo?*

*Note:  In Jersey, which may or not be a little dirtier than the North Shore (it's debatable) who works at T-Mobile, AT&T, and Sprint? It might be time for a road trip to the Palisades Mall. 

Coming of Age in the City

Many moons ago, I came upon the age of 21. For the trendy WPI student, the rite of passage was some variation of the Boynton & Sole buckets, with the evening inevitably ending at Leitrums.

This post is a bit delayed, but recently my twin brothers came upon the sacred age. I didn't actually go out with them for the evening, as part of my present was to be on Emergency Room Duty (we agreed that this was the best decision for all of us, as I work and at least one of them was likely to need a lil' pump pump pump), but we did have a makeup date. I thought I would dictate what their coming of age would consist of:

Brew City- I feel like this place was introduced as a Boynton alternative. While I hear that it definitely had it's heyday, I am less and less impressed each time I go. Don't get me wrong, I love beer, but I need a little more than the Pomegranate Wheat they had on tap over the summer. Buffalo tenders were not that great, and I hate it when my hummus has a little pool of oil that says "hi, I'm ready to swim around on your thighs."

Jose Murphy's- Potentially the place that is most on the cusp of sketchy/not so much in the whole canal district. It's newer, and the downstairs isn't so bad, but it's a whole new game upstairs. Loud blaring music. The other problem? I don't think they realize T.I. has a new album out- I heard Bring 'Em Out in some form at least twice. When I couldn't take watching my little brother drunk grind any more girls, we left.

The Salty Dog- The walk TO the Salty Dog is potentially one of the scarier transitions in town-it was comforting to look left and right and be looking UP, regardless of how drunk either side was. I have been to the Salty Dog a few times since this evening, and it's an eclectic locale. A few points of interest:

1. They have a mechanical bull.
1a. I won a round on it early on in it's existence
2. After last call you can actually PAY MONEY to be AGGRESSIVELY PADDLED by a very cute bartender (the sound actually reverberates through the bar)
3. It's really well lit for a bar. This could go either way.
4. If you urinate on someone in the restroom, you will be asked to leave.

And with that, the evening ended.

YUM

So, KG and LP have taken a little sabbatical, but don't worry! We'll be back soon with more rants, raves, and eye candy watches for you!

Nice Little Saturday

LP & KG went on a lil prowl to the Greendale Mall this afternoon. Despite the many comings and goings, (previous merchandisers include EMS, Marshall's, and that store "Rave" that's been going out of business since cargo pants were acceptable), it's always been an enjoyable alternative to a full scale shopping spree.

Our first stop/meetup happened at TJMaxx. LP found an adorable Michael Kors bag at a sexy discount, and KG revealed that she previously purchased a purse to match her Timberland Pro's. Both left with the same cowl neck, long torso-ed sweater in coordinating colors.

We then moved through the mall, towards the GAP outlet. Nothing exciting there, except GIANT room fans trying to keep the temperature below 80. Gross.

On our way back to the exit, we gave a quick glance down to DSW, but decided against it. As we passed by Old Navy, and had the usual discussion about how gross the clothing was, we saw it. There they were. Two total cougars, on the prowl in the serengetti of the GDM. They were frolicking, even preening if you will- showing their botoxed faces coyly, and standing confidently in their stripper heels and too-tight linen dresses. GORGEOUS, as Steve Irwin would say. RIP.

We moved on, and stopped in American Eagle. This was an excellent addition to the area, except I almost always, without fail, get talked into +/- 5 pairs of Aerie underwear. Aeropstale, the store I am always embarassed to get caught in, has also recently opened up. We also gave a moment of silence to DEB, the home of many last minute rushes for many a Tech fraternity formal event. Why spend good money if you know your date (or you) is eventually going to vom or pour a drink on it? Exactly.

As we walked out past Hot Topic and viewed this year's newest in the "Skank-girl-scout-halloween costume" genre, we were taunted by one of the many "professionals" in the assorted cell phone kiosks. He needed us to fill something out, or he would in fact loose his job. Our response? Maybe look for a more stable career. We kept walking.

We finished up the afternoon with a late lunch at West Side, where my BFF was as happy as ever. It was moderately embarassing when she expressed her suprise I didn't make a b-line for the liquor store, but all in all, excellent day.

KG & LP's Favs: October Salon Specials

Jeffrey Roberts 

Voted Best of Worcester 2008

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WAXING Specials!
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Brazilian $35
Underarm $12
Lower Leg (knee down) $28
Back $25

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Worcester's Premier Salon & Day Spa 

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Funniest.Thing.Ever.

Thursday's are trash collection days here at LP's house.

It's now a rare occasion that I'm home at this time (9 a.m.) since I have fancied myself a new job-- however! Someone knew I must have needed a good laugh.

Setting: LP, stirring around the kitchen, barely able to function, waiting for the coffee to brew. "Hurry up and trickle down faster, I have to finish my research assignment!!¹" She hears the sound of the garbage truck finishing up it's trash collection business on her street.

Garbage men:  [Load up the family's garbage]

Garbage truck: [Starts to speed away]

Garbage man: YAAAAAAHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

....what the?  I kid you not. A loud, boisterous, YAHOO came from the man on the back. Apparently picking up the trash gives you the same rush as lassoing wild hog. 

In either event, coffee's done. 

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1. Internal monologue.  It's known that I can't function before the ten o'clock hour without coffee running through my veins.  Or a good green tea.  Or even a Chai tea latte...it is Chai season now, too. 

Aside:  It was too much energy to run to the window to check them out...too bad for them, they could have potentially made the Hottie Watch! 

Time to Break out the North Face and Uggs: Fall in Worcester

It's officially my favorite time of year!¹

And, to help everyone get in the fall spirit, here's a WORCESTERistas Top 5 compilation of what to look forward to:

1. The pumpkin spice latte has made its annual arrival at Starbucks. 

2. Pumpkin Spice beer at Armsby Abbey, the hot new bar on Main Street, featuring over 100 beers on tap, an an alleged hot spot for young professionals, at least on "Friday nights."²

3. Pumpkin bagels at Bagel Time on Park Ave.

4. Apple cider from the cute farm stand on Pleasant Street, just inches into Paxton.

5.  Apple picking from any one of the neighboring towns³ -- and all the yummy desserts that go with it! 

Of course we want to know what your favorite thing is, too! Let us know! 



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1. Although I do love a good beach day, they're few and far between here in the Northeast! And I do love the many sweater options: I get cozy just thinking about a cardigan, chunky turtleneck, cable-knit crew...And, no, I won't stop wearing Uggs. I don't care if Vogue says they're "Out."

2. Review (and coordinating story) coming soon!

3. Read: cute.date.

Hottie Watch: WSC Baseball

Introducing the Hottie Watch:  Because, really? We could all use a little eye candy every now and then!

LP's three mile workout time might be officially switched from the early hours of the morning to approximately 2:10 p.m.

While my DILFs are on sabbatical, the fine young men of Worcester State's baseball team have taken their place at Logan Field.  It seems baseball practice starts around 2 p.m.  America's favorite pastime just got a little sweeter for LP! 

I'm lacing up my Nikes now¹! 

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1. ipod set to: Ron Carroll - Walking Down the Street

My Relationship with Mass Liquors

I am typing one-handed right now, while I enjoy my most recent purchase from my hands down (hah, get it?) favorite liquor store: Mass Liquors.

I first discovered Mass Liquors when I simultaneously moved to the west side and became gainfully employed. I just assumed they had a great selection of beer, wine and liquor because my previous financial situations hadn't really allowed for any real browsing¹ I just assumed that they took my Maine license because...why not? It's a legal ID. I just assumed that the staff was friendly and helpful in every neighborhood liquor store. I just assumed that every store carried the delicous beers I sampled throughout the city, a delectable assortment of wines under $15 AND Tanquery in the family sized portion². I guess I just assumed that was just one more prince charming in the fairy tale that is my adult life in Worcester.

Well, we allllll have heard about what happens when you assume. One day, I moved. I looked forward to getting to know my new local liquor store. I thought I was doing the mature thing, by switching to the new most convenient liquor store, in a strip mall, with no actual title. It just says "Liquor Store" above the door. Aside from the one hottie I saw working there on my first visit in, who lost his hott-ness when he refused to sell to my out of state id, even with the slammin photo, the staff there is horrible. The booze was SO overpriced, and in nothing larger than a liter. I politely inquired at what point we would be at the point in our relationship where we would be past all these "formalities" and they could just address me by name when I walked in wearing sweatpants a ball cap to buy a 30 of bud light. Not only did they say that would never happen, THEY DIDN'T EVEN CARRY 30's! I couldn' t believe that I had almost let go of something so wonderful, for something so awful.

So, I guess I realized who really cared about me: Mass Liquors. I'm willing to overcome the distance, to really make it work between us. Some of my favorite Mass Liquors stories include:

1. The time they entered the expiration dating on my old roomate's VT id and made a scene that it was a fake, then they gave her a free t-shirt

2. They put Saranac Summer Sampler 12's in the fridge for me, hidden. 12 packs of Michelob Ultra Fruit Infusions are also available.

3. An impressive array of hard liquor & beers- including foreign and domestic brews from too many places to name.

4. Each of the staff members, when looking at my ID for the first time, said "hey, that's where Shipyard is from!"

5. The double entendre of the title: MASSachusetts & MASS quantities!

So, we're back together. And I feel really good about it this time³.

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¹ With the exception of the occasional splurge during lucrative summer interships or special occasions, my staples were: Arbor Mist, Bud Light, and the Gallon o'Yellow Tail for a special occasion.
² Perhaps "Family Size" shouldn't be equated to a handle of alcohol.
³ It's probably inappropriate to compare my tumultuous relationship with a liquor store to an actual human relationship. I'll work on that in the future.

Keeping Your Bronze: Looking Smart Post-Labor Day

Ok, I admit. I'm definitely one of those girls who is darker in the winter than she is in the summer. I know, I know. I chaulk it up to the constant GRAY that seems to hover over not only Worcester, but all of New England from end of September through April¹.

But, in my defense, when it's in the twenty's outside and you get a twelve minute vaca of nothing but the bronzing rays, it's sure to put a smile on your (not-so-pasty) face. 

I'm an advocate for (moderate) indoor tanning²:

1. You regulate the amount of exposure you get v. baking outside all day in the damaging rays of the sun³.

2. You can't get enough Vitamin D!

3. Indoors you're exposed to more UVA rays v. UVB rays (think B for burning) 

And, in true WORCESTERistas fashion, we're going to share some tips:

> Before you go, check to see if any of the salons have a "first time free" with an ID.

> Two words: Student Discounts.

> Think ahead: Package deals are often more economic than paying as you go. (And you can save the extra dough and stop for a martini at 111 after!)

> If you've been to Indian Summer - West Side, you must check out the East Side location by Greendale Mall, Wild Willy's, and the new Carbonneau's location for your complimentary tan!

> Don't forget moisturizers after your tan - it's essential for the longevity of your color!

Get ready for your best Miss America impression and wave goodbye to the wintertime blues!






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1. Who says we have four seasons? We have three: humid (better known as the 8 weeks from the end of June, through July and the first couple of August, chilly (August through October), and colder (everything else). Bla.

2. Moderate, because, really? Who wants to look like a California Raisin. Sure they can dance and sing...but it's not becoming for a lady! (Or orange like a poorly tanned Guido!)

3. Might as well just say, "Pass the barbeque sauce!"

Tom's Gourmet Marketplace

I was trying to hold off on posting. After all, who wants to cover that lovely photo!

Today I found myself in Northboro right around lunch time. Well, maybe not lunch time exactly, but I was completely ready to sneak in what could be my third lunch NOT in front of the computer in months.


I'd fallen into a habit of stopping to visit my buddy Tom for coffee/guilty pastry binges whenever I'm in the area for work. This is once or twice a week. That's a lot of German Chocolate bars.

Tom's store is located in downtown Northboro. The decor inside is very trendy and very homey at the same time. Exposed duct work (one of my personal favorite interior decorating motifs), and exposed beams (also classy) are the main interior focus, and there are several tables inside and outside of the main store. There is a wide selection of gourmet foods including oils, spreads, spices, and some other things I did not recognize. They also have a full deli, pre-made meals, bar, and coffee shop. In the basement, they host cooking classes that can be put together for fun or corporate teambuilding. The only thing missing is..oh wait. Nothing. I don't even have to BMOB.

I had grabbed a few sandwiches to go before, but today I wanted to be a little more daring. In a giant glass case, they have ~20 pre-made entrees including chicken, seafood, beef, and vegetarian options. Today's options included grilled Italian farmhouse chicken, chicken cordon blue, Jamaican ribs, shrimp marinara, and (3) kinds of lasagna. And the best part? The menu actually changes every week! Prices for the entrees hover around $6, and for around $9 you get a full meal including (2) sides. I ordered the chicken stuffed with spinach and mushrooms. I was thinking that a serving would be 1/2 of the massive chicken boobie I saw. Nope. The whole boob. They heated it all up, topped it with a little sauce, and brought it out to me on the deck. Delicious! When I came in to ask for a to go box, Tom looked at me knowingly and said "I wouldn't have known what to do if you put that whole thing down." Well put Tom, well put. I'll think of you later tonight when I DO put the rest of it down.

The website is www.tomsgourmetmarketplace.com. They have the menu, the hours, and all sorts of neat little things they sell.

Happy Labor Day from Worcesteristas!

(Although I'm not sure I should really be celebrating, being sans job and all! Oh well, a little eye candy never hurt anyone!)

Is it hot in here?

And, yes, it is ok to still wear white after Monday!

It's that time of year again...

...back to school!

Which really only means one thing around the Tatnuck area: new, fine college specimens to check out on my daily workout¹!

Things haven't been all that interesting on my three mile strut jog, now that Little League is over and the DILFs aren't out. (When does Little League start up again anyways? Answer: not soon enough.) We just get the occasional honk from the teenage admirers, the exaggerated stares from the brothers rollin' by, and, of course, the thumbs up from Wheelchair Guy who's always scootin' around Mill Street².

But, now, school's back in session (or soon will be for others!) and the eye candy will be plentiful.




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1. Some call me Mrs. Robinson. I kid, I kid. And, it's not like they're all under 21. For instance, KG and I's new favorite bartender for martinis: self-described as on the "ten year plan at Worcester State." Not overly ambitious, but good to look at, and he makes one fine Cosmo.
2. All of these: always appreciated.

Worcester Tornados

Last night, I went to a Worcester Tornados game at Hanover Insurance Field, at Holy Cross. This is one of my favorite summertime activities, as both the tickets at the beer are cheap. The stadium is pretty small and the seats are better than I would get at a Sox game, so I usually pay attention a little more. AAA Ball tends to have better action, because these guys are still gunning to make it to the big leagues and if their visas expire they turn into pumpkins (aka shipped back to Cuba). Plus, there is the added thrill of a foul ball at any time. I have an irrational fear of foul balls. And 35 year old men who still bring their baseball gloves to the game.¹

Last night's game was special in a few ways. This was the first game I've attended where the actual seats sold out. There was also a grey haired fellow who sky-dove into the outfield (don't worry, this was planned) while a woman who spoke very slowly with a mid-western accent welcomed us to Worcester Stadium, and spoke of the self-esteem boost that skydiving provided. She invited us all to try skydiving at her place of business, and also told us that women make better skydivers then men. The second skydiver was an "accuracy specialist." Both missed the GIANT X on the field.

We were seated in the bleachers, behind the Holy Cross Women's Field Hocky team. Holy Cross is interesting because while it is Division 1, I feel like none of their teams are all that good.² Or, I might just be being a snob because I went to WPI. Who knows. At least we didn't have to wear purple EVERYTHING.

As usual, we left at the seventh, as this is when they stop serving beers.



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¹I also enjoy people watching at these events. Thanks to the guy I reamed out for grabbing my ass in the beer line, the "Dippen Dots" vendor in the stands, and the numerous fanny pack wearers for adding free entertainment for the evening.

²The only sport that I have any factual basis for this conclusion is rowing, and I'll admit that secretly I was a little jealous of their purple hair ribbons. But definitely NOT their purple crocs.

Wild Willy's

When I am looking to show someone a good time in the homeland, (Maine) there are a few places that I always try to hit. After all, I have to do something to convince them that the complete lack of cellphone service, indoor plumbing, electricity, traffic lights, and general lawlessness are worth the trip¹. Imagine my surprise to find that one of Worcester's newest restaurants was actually one of those places! Apparently, franchise locations are popping up throughout New England! Now, you all can enjoy one of my Maine must-visits, without even having to ride a moose to it!

Wild Willy's has just opened up in the former site of Eddy's Restaurant (RIP!), over by the Sam's Club & the Higgins Armory. It began in York, Maine as a super tiny restaurant set back from Route 1 in what could have easily been an old ranch style house. I originally stopped in shortly after I got my driver's license and my pimpin' 1987 Honda Civic playa what!), out of complete curiosity. That, and I had to take Rt1 to the outlets because my civic wasn't four wheel drive. What audacity for a restaurant to locate itself just about completely out of the way from every other restaurant! The answer: It's awesome. Soon enough, all my friends were talking about it and begging to be taken there.

Ok,Ok. Enough of memory lane & the homeland. There are two major characteristics that set Wild Willy's apart from other restaurants: Food & Decor. The menu includes burgers, their veggie counterparts, and the stray chicken sandwich or two. There are maybe 10 variations of burgers, with cute western themed names like "Conestoga"² or "Annie Oakley". While I have tried almost each and every one, I usually defer to the "Willy Burger" aka "Basic Burger." As they advertise, they are the place to go if you just really love...burgers. The ingredients are fresh, and the food is outstanding. They toast the buns separately. Prices are pretty reasonable too; $6-7 for burgers. Word to the wise: Get the fries, because they are delicious and there is vinegar at the table for them, and I have recently gotten into the +$1 switch to Bison, which apparently is much better for you. They also have wine and beer, and excellent milkshakes. After all, who doesn't want a mocha milkshake to accompany their "Round up"?

The decor is what makes going there such an enjoyable experience. I've been to (4) locations: Worcester & Watertown MA, and York & South Portland ME, and each one is different. BEAUTIFUL western-themed murals cover the walls, but the mural at each restaurant has been different. The one in Worcester is of rolling hills in sepia tones; going to see it alone is worth the burger. Those awkward black and white photos of gunslingers are definitely a staple, as is plenty of antique farm equipment. The whole appearance is so classy and well put together, and you can definitely tell that the people who did it put a lot of time and thought into it. Western themes can go from "Classy" to "Tacky" in about (1) rhinestone belt buckle.

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¹ Let's also not forget about the livestock running rampant throughout the town. Or the fact that the York location is about 5 miles (by moose) to the Kittery Outlets.
² I had to Wikipedia this word. It is a horse pulled covered wagon. I'm not sure which term sounds sexier.

Baba Sushi

By far, my two most favorite things about Worcester are my girlfriends and finding new restaurants to eat at (yes, in that order).

One of my girlfriends came home for a long weekend from her jet-setting life in NYC (love her!) and asked if I wanted to meet up with her and TD for sushi on Park Ave. "Duh!"

(Recently unemployed and spending my days studying and commutting in and out of the sewar and major toursit attraction that is Boston for class, I couldn't really think of anything better to spend a couple hours to distract myself!)

I assumed we were going to Haiku, but that was not the case. We went to BABA Restaurant and Sushi Bar. Haven't heard of it? Me either. It's right next to Store 16. Haven't heard of that? Me either. (I've lived in Worcester for 23 years. Where have I been?) It's right diagnonally across from the D'Angelos on the corner of Park and Chandler. (Ohh ok, got it.)

We had the entire back patio to ourselves (ok, it was small and could only fit another party - but fantastic nonetheless!), props to TD for requesting an outdoor table! Points for al fresco.

After noticing our bags and sunglasses, our waiter chatted us up about how smart Gucci, Louis, and Coach were for having people pay for their goods and how much he loved wine and SAKI! He was about as entertaining as our food was delicious. Mmm.

All & All: Good time! A little hidden gem there on Park Ave.!

And, it won "2007 Worcester's Best Chef Award."

Forgotten Gem: The Bean Counter

During my undergraduate tenure, the Bean Counter was a staple in my life. It was where I had my first Latte freshman year (back when I was awake and drinking coffee at 10:30 pm), and where I got into a morning coffee routine my first summer as a working girl. My friends and I went there to sneak a delicious dessert after a raucous early morning exam¹, or to pretend we were doing very focused, detailed work while really just clicking random article on Wikipedia. They knew your order, and they didn't judge if you BYO Coffee Brandy. I even lived three doors down for a year or so. This was bad news, both fiscally & physically.

Somehow, in my moves across town, I'd let it slide completely off my radar. That changed yesterday. It was rainy, cool, and I was en-route to see my boy Bruce Springsteen. I suddenly had such a craving for a mint mocha!

No letdowns here. I was pleased to see that the atmosphere and the interior hadn't changed much at all, and the cookie & coffee were both delicious. I made pleasant conversation with the patron behind me in line, and several minutes in I realized I had no idea of the gender of my new friend. Whatever it was, I think it was interested. S/he arched her back to reveal cleanly shaven upper pubic region. Since I was not interested, I quickly moved on with my beverage. One thing that I did NOT miss is the awful mismatch between cups and their respective lids. I think there have been maybe 1-2 times that I have successfully finished an entire beverage without any spillage. The clear plastic cups are the worst.

While I didn't take notes, I am pretty sure the pricepoints fall somewhere between magenta/orange and green/brown. However, the coffee itself is much more varied and delicious, and the dessert options (cheesecake, giant cookies, cupcakes, and gluten free variables of all) are much more tempting. The bagels there are also absolutely incredible, no toasting required. Plus, I always feel better supporting a local business than a massive conglomerate. It's so trendy right now, along with that gathered detail at the tops of bags.

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This post actually suffered the same temporary fate as the Bean. I wrote it, and left it in draft format for two weeks. This just makes it all the more exciting to re-discover it! I've actually made it a point to stop in more often on the weekends (not open when I leave for work at 6am, and because I have to go to bed at 10:00 I'm not interested in coffee at 7 when I return). For example, I had an iced coffee for the ride to Fenway.


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Props to our Alma Mater!

I can actually say, 100%, without a doubt, that I made my Daddy proud today - it's not every day that one reaches Forbes status.

(Especially not at 23! I thought I'd have to wait until at least mid-30s.)

At the end of July, Forbes released a list of the "Top Colleges For Getting Rich." Schools were ranked based on the pay of alumni with 10 to 20 years of work experience.

And, for the top 10, we have:

1. Dartmouth College

2. Princeton University

3. Stanford University

4. Yale University

4. Massachusetts Institute of Technology

6. Harvard University

7. University of Pennslyvania

8. University of Notre Dame

9. Polytechnic University of New York, Brooklyn

9. Worcester Polytechnic Institute

11. University of Chicago

Yeah, Tech!

Of course, haters argue that the people that go to these schools would be successful regardless, but, really? I don't see UMASS Lowell on the list¹.

I see good things in our future, KG!

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1. It's OK, I have friends that graduated from here.

West Side Steak & BBQ

This is easily one of my favorite restaurants in Worcester, for the following reasons (in no particular order):

1. outdoor seating
2. BYOB/proximity to a liquor store (great/better!)
3. good food
4. cheap

The place is located in Tronic Square, (don't feel bad, I'd never heard of it either) which is actually the formal name of the little area on Pleasant, right before it hits Chandler.

I went there for dinner with some friends on Friday evening at about 9:00 pm. The restaurant itself has about 7 or 8 outdoor tables, and the adjacent businesses (a convenience store & a coffee shop) each have the same. The area is quite popular on a nice evening. This includes the non-English speaking group that seems to know EVERYONE that drives by, provided they are in an Audi. However, they actually don't get up and go over to talk to their friends. Instead, they just shout accross the entire patio. Their friends then beep the horns back in morse code. Considerate.

While we were getting settled, and being given a hard time by the waitress (who is awesome) for having over a week in between visits (moderately embarrassing), a member of the party went into the liquor store next door for (I think) a six-pack of UFO. As I mentioned before, this place is BYOB wine/beer. Always in style.

I have been frequenting the place for well over a year now, and I will admit that in that time I have only ever had (2) items off the menu: Cajun Chicken sandwich, and the Pulled Pork sandwich. And one time I had 1/2 of the buffalo chicken wrap. But just that one time. The mix of spices used in the Cajun Chicken is absolutely delicious; the proof of this is how rarely I will pass up buffalo-chicken-anything. Sandwiches are served with your choice of regular or (!) sweet potato fries, as well as coleslaw. I opt out of the coleslaw, always. Sometimes I even get double fries in exchange.

Prices are extremely reasonable. Burritos and a few other small entrees start at around $4, and the majority of the menu is under $10 with the exception of a few larger dinner plates. There are non-alcoholic beverages for sale, I think. The dessert menu includes ice cream sundaes and, I'm told, a fried cheesecake. I will have to investigate this further.

The inside of the restaurant is small, but very clean and very well done. There is a giant, colorful, farm mural on one side of the wall, and an equally giant mirror directly across from it. The lower half of the walls is all varnished wainscoting (adorable!), and the tables are clear varnished so that you can see all the jointing (like in an expensive cutting board). It's owned by a Brazilian family, and they all try to wear the same color solid T shirt when working together. For example, some days it's a "hunting orange" day, and some days it's a "royal blue" day. Sometimes, not everyone gets the memo, and there are three "lime greens" and one lone "hunting orange". Plus, in the winter, they had at least (3) different shapes of Christmas lights decorating the windows. LOVE attention to detail.

Excellent restaurant, I wish I could still walk there! (And more importantly, walk home!)

Watch Out for Lobsters!

The T&G ran this article today, about the illegal theft of diesel covered lobsters on 395.

"On Sunday, workers had to offload the lobsters by hand. Some of the lobsters tried to scurry away and had to be chased, witnesses said. "

Also, I believe the Robert Moscoffian mentioned in the article is this fellow, the reason why there are skid marks coming out of the tunnel onto Main Street, and the creator Summer Nationals!

Crowley's

Having rid my body of my weak liver cells last week on vacation, I have quickly become friends with Crowley's Package Store at Tatnuck Square.

(I think they liked me when I desperately asked what time they opened in the morning when they were getting a new shipment of my new favorite treat, Michelob Ultra fruit infused beer: pomegranate-raspberry, tangerine-orange, and lime-cactus¹. All amazing.)

Don't let the size of the storefront fool you, either. Although small, they have quite a wide variety for all taste buds, plus they're sure to always have your favorite 30 in stock.

The prices are less expensive than the Discount Liquor Store on Mill Street².

And, when you stock up for the weekend's (or day's!) activities, and you've bought clearly more than you can handle³, they walk your packages to your car with you!


Salute.






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1. What? I was leaving for the Cape that next morning. Don't judge.
2. And, they're on my shit list for the punk working the check out that would not accept an out-of-state ID from someone who was clearly over the age of 21. I had my in-state ID, too, and the sale was still a no-go. I shant be patronizing that establishment anytime in the near future.
3. Calling all strapping young men...where were you?! Thank you, Poppa Crowley!

Block 5

For the first time since my undergraduate years at WPI, I visited Block 5 on Friday evening. I had been informed by a co-worker that the menu had recently changed, so of course in an effort to sound trendier than I truly am, I mentioned this to my companion. Problem was, once we actually got there I realized I couldn't find a single change. I kept my mouth shut about that one.

One thing I didn't remember being there the last time was outdoor seating. There really is nothing better than cocktails outside on a warm evening, even if the view is only of a partially abandoned mill on Green St. in Worcester. It definitely adds a lot to an evening.

We both ordered Mojitos, and so our server asked the obvious question: "Would you just like a pitcher?" Easy sell. The pitcher was only $15, but we each only ended up with (1) not great Mojito. Boo. In a do-over, I would opt for my own cocktail from the extensive list. Sharing doesn't usually work out.

I wasn't too hungry, so I had planned on just an appetizer ($7-12). However, it was a pretty quick turn-off for me to realize that most of the list was a seafood based. The remaining items weren't interesting enough for the obvious calories involved. Since I see the "Juiciest Part of Summer" billboard at least twice a day on my commute, I ordered the burger. I was pleased to see several pre-conceived combinations listed, and even more interested in the "build your own" option with many different items included with no extra charges. Much classier when the bulk of the cheese choices do not have "Add $.59". I added cheddar cheese, tomato, something that had 3 words including ketchup in the title, and avocado. It was an excellent combination. As usual, the burger came with several options for a side - I choose zucchini fries (not nearly as exciting as they sound). For a price, you can also "upgrade" your beef selection from the "house" meat (..really?) to USDA Certified Prime, All Natural Ground Beef, or American Kobe ($17!? for a burger?!). I took my chances with the Block Original/Mystery meat ($10).

After the meal, we each reverted to our old standbys from the booze department, (G&T, $6.75, beer, $4-5, both about standard for the area) rather than get sucked into that Mojito trap again. We enjoyed a very skinny, homely looking man sing Dispatch covers and play guitar, as well as the next table over obviously & adorably on a first date. Judging by how many times they fell into the Mojito trap, it was on track for success.

Jumpin' Juice & Java

The old Tatnuck Bookseller plaza on Chandler St. has been revamped and I am loving the result!

As a native Worcester resident, my heartbreaking sentiments were shared with the community when they closed in 2006; it was the perfect place to go for a quick (but so delicious!) sandwich and always had your summer reading in stock. It's been a few years, but now in its place is Jumpin' Juice & Java (tag line: the hippest drinks on earth^TM ).

(And, really, it couldn't have come at a better time after my heart-wrenching announcement of the Shrewsbury Street Starbucks closing!)

Jumpin' Juice & Java serves a full line of specialty coffees, espresso drinks, both java and juice smoothies (non-fat/dairy), and a variety of menu items, including breakfast (served all day!), salads, sandwiches and wraps, paninis, and bakery items.

I sampled a 12oz cappuccino with sugar-free almond syrup and my mom had a 16oz latte with sugar-free vanilla syrup -- both could stand up to my Starbucks standard of delicious. (And, for all you DD-lovers: there are no pretentious names or sizes, rather just 12, 16, 20, or 24oz!) And, none of the menu items are over $7.00!

They kept most of the Tatnuck Bookseller's rustic appeal- with the original floors, ceiling, and beams throughout, and added in a fireplace, cush leather seating, a row of comfy booths and plenty of tables to accommodate yourself and a good book (or homework! They have free wifi!!) or a group of your closest friends.

And, they offer perks! They have the frequent-buyer cards for Lattes, Smoothies, and Coffee. Purchase 9 and get one free!

Should you find yourself outside of the city, locations are also in:
Gardner, MA
486 Chestnut Street

Leominster, MA
843 Central Street

...we also brought home a Caribbean Sunrise smoothie (with pineapple, mango, coconut, peach)...with the intention of adding some Malibu Rum to it later on!

Nutritional information for their smoothies can be found on their website.

Jeffrey Roberts

Since I already had an oil change, and I also had Thursday off, I decided it was time to cash in that missed facial. I showed up about 30 seconds prior to my 9:00 am appointment, and I think I was visibly nervous as this was in fact my first time ever. While I really enjoyed the convenience of an early morning appointment on my day off, I actually really disliked this schedule shift when I tried to book other appointments around my work schedule.

ANYWAY. This experience really was excellent. There was a massage, an exfoliation (or three, I'm not actually sure). Then, there was a masque, followed by more massage. At this point, I actually got a little nervous that perhaps I hadn't booked the $25 facial, and would be asked for $65 upon checkout. Then, there was this weird gun like thing that used electricity & Argon gas to prevent post-facial breakouts. Then more massage. Then a moisturizing mask. Probably another massage. The point is, it was a good deal for $25.

Additionally, they are running a few other specials including a $35 mani/pedi combo, $35 brazilian ($55 at St Cyr, $65 normally. This is a good deal.), and some other awkward waxing and miscellaneous procedures.

Starbucks on Shrewsbury Street to Close

I read this morning in the Telegram & Gazette that Starbucks is set to close down their Shrewsbury Street establishment, one of seven in the state slated for closure.

The Shrewsbury Street location was by far the best one in Worcester (IMO, of course). With plenty of seating (unlike it's other Worcester counterparts) and a prime location for an after-dinner coffee (especially on evenings where one was all Cafe Dolce-d out and couldn't possibly fit a cappuccino and piece of cheesecake in her¹...), this location was ideal.

I was pleased to read that an unidentified employee is hoping customers can convince Corporate to keep the store open through a grass-roots effort². Let's hope this works. Otherwise, my next favorite one, located in Auburn, will be seeing more of me. A closing date for Shrewsbury Street Starbucks was not released.

The other two locations, 11 East Central Street (the one with the drive-thru) and 1 West Boylston Street will remain open. As for the rest of Central Massachusetts, the article reported that no other Starbucks were to be closed³.




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1. What? Like you can go into Cafe Dolce and not order dessert? Don't judge.
2. I haven't found anything on the internet about this yet, but I'll post as soon as I do so you, too, can help the effort.
3. And you can keep your "I love Dunkin Donuts" comments to yourself.

What's the Best You Can Do With $1.99?

Early last week, I excitedly booked myself a Saturday facial at Jeffrey Roberts. They are running excellent specials on several premium services (facials, brazilians, etc), but more on that later. About an hour before my scheduled appointment, I got a phone call canceling it! Sad, but I will reschedule for later this week.

Instead, I decided to get an oil change. I had had a bad experience previously with Valvoline, so I had been planning on taking it to the dealership. I had ALSO had a bad experience with Patrick Subaru, so myself and my hopes for a smooth oil change went to Long Subaru in Webster.

How suprised was I to find that if I was a first time customer and provided them with an email address, the oil change was only $1.99! This is only a one time deal, but still! They also washed Simba at no extra charge. That means that I got two services totaling at least $40 for $1.99!

Gas Prices Going Down?

...at least for the next 5 minutes.




I don't know about you, but I hate spending money on anything car-maintenance related - new tires, oil changes (seems I need one every 2 months with my commute!), and especially gas. With the national average topping $4.10 per gallon, I definitely found a bargain here, especially considering the other nearby choices:

• Getty Station (right next door to Cumbie's): $3.99;


• Mobile Station (diagonal from Cumbie's): $4.09.
  

There are somethings I just cannot sacrifice - fashion magazines, Starbucks, dry cleaning, the regular mani/pedi - so I might as well save a few cents here and fill up so I can continute to indulge myself later!

WRG Happy Hour

Three of Worcester's finest restaurants (The Sole Proprieter, 111 Chophouse, & Via), are offering two very exciting deals, on the cheap, for an indefinite amount of time. This has actually prompted me to go to each of these restaurants, and fund the experience myself. For a long time, I was of the belief that the food actually tasted much better if someone else took care of this portion for me.

The first is the revival of the $5 Martini/Cosmo. I will actually have to take their word that this is a revival, because even at the Boynton any sort of mixed drink starts at $6. I took a leap of faith to try this out a few months ago, and I have practiced several times since then. I have enjoyed the experience each time; my favorite part is sitting in the bar observing those who have been enjoying the experience for an hour prior to my arrival. I also enjoyed breaking several glasses on the eve of my birthday, and showing my face (4) days later.

The second pairs nicely with the first. If you arrive, sit at the bar, and order off the bar menu at any of these restaurants between the hours of 5-7 pm on Monday-Friday, each of your purchases will be only $5! This is quite the deal, considering the menu items range from $5.99-12.99. Some of my favorites include the Chicken Primavera (preferably at the sole), the Bruschetta (at Via), and a tie between the Chicken/Pasta/artichoke dish & Wagyu Burger Sliders at the 111.

Basically, to sum it up, you can go to any of the three most notable restaurants in Worcester and have the time of your life for $30. Or maybe $40.

Innaugural Post

Welcome! Over the years I've made many friends who seem to disappear to foreign lands such as "Chicago" or "Boston." At first, I think they have dropped off the face of the earth. However, they resurface through google reader, sharing items from (insert city name here)ist.

So, while I haven't managed to make it much further than the 495 belt, I've found just as much culture in the Heart of the Commonwealth as these people have found elsewhere. Well, except maybe for this.